Define "chronic" masturbator.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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