Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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