we have officially lost it.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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