I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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