Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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