i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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