I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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