i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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