meet me or not, i'm out of control
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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