How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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