why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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