who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
My penis needs a shock collar
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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