Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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