Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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