Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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