You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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