I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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