fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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