I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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