I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
