Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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