VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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