Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
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