Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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