I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Just high enough for therapy.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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