that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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