You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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