i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
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