I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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