We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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