i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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