She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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