I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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