when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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