Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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