Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I want to make a zoo with you.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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