By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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