My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
We have started to decorate penises.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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