doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
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