if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
That accounts for only three of the penises
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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