Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
Randomize
