dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I wish they made helmets for livers.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
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