That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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