I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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