so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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