she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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