I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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