R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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