Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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