dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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