I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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